Just a piece of crap... A WORTHY crap.. haha

noe wat? my pakistani fren by da name of kashan whom i'd known since form 3 started this whole thingy bout our school. its damn cool n kinda resembles the whole pretty much of our school's life... its worth reading trust me... PS the writing in italic is actually my interpretation and explanation to those who have not been to my school and is not very clear of the situation to help you get the joke....

TM
This and That
Who's the duck of our school?
Ms Quek.

Who's the penguin of our school?
Ishak. he's a cute short teacher from Sarawak & make frequent visits to Indonesia for some unknown reason and still unmarried to this day. He's fond of wearing really shocking colours to school and has a signature tie made of beads seriously! he purchased from his visit to Indon...

What do you have to do to draw theattention of the whole school uponyourself in a matter of days?Make official the title of 'ChristmasTree' upon any of your teachers. (Itseems to work quite perfectly as ithas passed the experimental stage,I've tested it personally. Trust me,it works! Caution: You are fullyresponsible for the consequences andhazards that might result from this.Do it at your own risk) during a diagnostic test conducted in May Kashan (the writer) of this damn poem eventually wrote an essay telling that he's best experience in school was to learn history from our teacher who is ........ I'm not saying anything no no no

There's someone in SABS as ugly as apiece of sh** in a toilet bowl, guesswhat her parents named her?Ayu. she's kinda dark n petite but its evil of the writer to say this... ehemm... she has a bf who's no other word to describe... e-n-o-r-m-o-u-s.. but they're rather nice but I totally can't stand it when they started to get all mushy during recess and call each other "mama" and "papa" please people!!! duh?~

Do you know how Math can make yourlife miserable?
Ask Roslina Mamat the Lombong. she got this title when I was in F2. we are mischievious bunch - our batch. Wanna know how she got this name? It's a cruel joke boys made on her nostrils. but lama2 terlekat pulak nama manja tuh... kui3.

Who's the BABIEST on friendster?I don't wanna answer that…. yeah rite kashan... hahaha

Name me FIVE hiding spots for Pokercards all over our school.
Yes, thereare five… ehem... boys from my class play cards at the back.. there's 5 of them so they stuff the cards eventually in their pants... so there's five.. get it? oh yeah... their pants... the front one... not the formal pocket.. hahahaha

Tell me how a consistently failingstudent in Addmaths finally ends upwith an A?
By actually falling in love with Mr.Lai. seriously this teacher's nice to me but he has always been a favourite to be bullied by students... just because he's having trouble showing an angry face... well... he tried.. but too bad once he walked in our class with a cane and knocked hard on the table shouting the reaction he managed to get was mockings from students saying "fuyoo...takutnya" pity him rite??

Where have you last heardChrysanthemum tea being called 'TehBunga' and from who?
From Mak cik Kantin in the Canteen. this is a trouble that I went through too since F1 "Mak cik, teh chrysanthemum satu!" kataku dgn penuh sopan santun namun... adeh... "AAA???? Ape????" on 2nd note... mak cik da la memang sound trouble...

Can you pronounce 'Parallel'?
Yes? Metoo….But our physics teacher can't….

What is Mr Ng KC's full name?
Mr. eNglish KuCar.. the mod maths teacher who's very good at using the 'expensive phrase' of "kepala hotok mu!!!" once u answer his question with rubbish answers

Why do you shudder in fear every timeKC's checking your homework?
Come on,its not like there's anything there tocheck! haha... shame of me to say.. i finished yours while you're teaching mr. KC sir!! i'm sorry.. haha but by the time you get me i'm prepared with my answers... kahkahkah

What do you get when you are too noisyin Mr. Lai's class?
RAJ!! KIM!!! KASHAAAANNN…(sigh)… no doubt..

Ever wondered why Biology was such akiller?
Because we didn't have a teacher forthe subject.
All we got was, "Ok saya anggap kita dah habis bab 3.
Minggudepan kita bukak bab 4 pulak!"And the syllabus for Biology was alldone by mid-year! a'ah.. dat's true.. hmm.. wonder how can i get an A for this damn subject.. my paper tertukar ke..

What do people ask after the wholeresult of an exam is out?"
Eh berapa fail?"harhar... kami memang mesra... LoL

What are the consequences of being anawesome teacher in SABS?
You'll have awful students.

Lastly, whenever students hear theroar of thunder in SABS, they tend not to bother. Why?Because they know its Mr. Yong. trust me.. he talks to you like you are on the other side of the football field.. n I AM SERIOUS.... really.. one day before SPM trial I was walking around during homeroom when I'm not supposed to (but there were many other students walking too larr) he talked using his usual voice which is already 3 times louder than normal person using a microphone AND HE STILL USES AMPLIFIER... the results "KABOOM!!! WOIY KAMU SEMUA!! BUTE KE X JUMPE KELAS!!! PENGAWAS!!!*lookin at me and my friend* GILA! CHI SENG HAY NAY!!" sedap kan.... rasa oren..

Bitter but still Sweet

"What is Cho made of?" asked onestudent of 5SC2.
"What do you think he's made of?Pudding?" replied the other.
"No, I mean he's as smart as Teiya!"
"You telling me he's made of Teiya?"

One day a teacher in training periodcame in to teach us EST,
and as usualI was a naughty brat.
So she came tome and scolded me, and then she tried
to give me a bit of advice,
"Do yourwork, find the meaning of those words.
Use your 'Camus', 'Kaymus'."I guess she was trying to tell me to look into the dictionary but I assume she did not know the word in English for kamus.

People happen to love Japan, no matterwhat.
They love whatever it produces,movies, anime, crap and all types of bullshit.
Meanwhile I just happen to loathe Japan for the very same reason,they make crap! Not that I've not tried to like them, its just me…I cant help it.

So whenever my three friends are talking crap about crap, and adding crap and more crap one after another, guess who's always dumbfounded and found smiling like an idiot there?

Last one, "Who's prettier, Nicole or Boon Mean?" asked Kim."
I'd rather not answer that….,"
said Kashan just before he threw up.

Teiya dared me to make another one.... still by kashan

Rings a Bell?

One day, there was a Sejarah exercise
being discussed in the classroom.
Zulfikri was there…and Dave too, and
the teacher read out aquestion,
"Baik! No. 29- SiapakahResiden negeri Selangor?"
And Zul and Dave both had their own answers to
voice out. Zul said, "B!"
"D!" shouted Dave.
"B for buah!"
"D for dada!"
"B, buah!"
"D-dada!"
"B, bu…" And they went on and on…. this shows clear picture in wat class i was in

One day our Maths teacher punished
Radin and a few others for getting
lower than 60% marks in a Maths test.The punishment was not very tricky but
Radin was quite unhappy with it. The
punishment was, "Get down on the floor
and force yourselves under your desks!"

If men had breasts, Amin wouldn't be
dating a woman. he has a hobby 2 ramas org punye nipples-guys only okay??
But for some reason unbeknown, Cho is
quite close to Tay…

"Hey look, Teiya's walking….," said
Kashan."So what?" said Adam. (in Malay)"Looks like she's walking in slow-mo."
"Must be cuz of that damn screw in her
leg!" supposedly a story after i fell down during swimming practice

I'd not like to ask Lydia how she made
a BF fall for her, but I'd really like
to ask the BF how he could fall forher! How could anyone do such a thing! cruel thing by kashan

If you count on your fingers during
Addmath instead of using a calculator,you're a genius.
But if you can count
without using fingers or a calculator,you're Teiya. thanx a whole bunch =)

You may hear other drummers count their notation 1...2...3...4
but weird stuff!!the drummer i know counts her notation
using addmaths sin cos tan formulae..n dat person's teiya.. thanx again ya... i'll flush ur head down da toilet next time we see each other

How do you prove you're different than
Hareraj?
If you ask me I'd say, "At least, I
can still spell!" he aint dat stupid duh~

Normally students' academic ability
increases up till they do PMR, then it
drops drastically as the students stepup to F4. Let's prove it using the
test that follows.The questions below were asked by all
Math's teachers of every form
(Note:the SAME batch of students faces thistest as it steps up a form).
Form 1"How many zeroes does a millionhave?"
Form 2"How many zeroes does a billionhave?"
Form 3 "How many zeroes does atrillion have?"
And finally, Form 4"Class! How many
zeroes does a HUNDRED have?" weird teacher

Getting failed in Addmath for thefirst time is nothing like you've everimagined.
Getting failed the second time makesyou feel you're such a jerk.
Getting failed the third time makesyou feel a bit better.…….ZzZZzzz
Getting failed for the thirteenth timemakes you get addicted to failing.
It's like a routine to you.
You cannotbe parted from failure.
You and G9 areone.Then, all of a sudden you pass. And
that might just shock you to death…

What's the first thing they checkbefore rendering you eligible for
scholarships?
Is it your SPM result?No.
Then?The one and only bloody motherfu*****thing I don't have!! IC!! pity u kashan.. hahah

It starts raining.

The students runoff the field for shelter while one
walks in a relaxed way."What is that thing on top of Kim'shead?" asked one, looking at the student walking in relaxed manner."I don't know, but it sure is great!The rain didn't touch him even a bit!"Kim actually is a mobile umbrella.agreed

If you do not know how to swim, ask afish.
If you do not know how to climb,ask a monkey.
If you do not know howto answer a question, ask Teiya.
Butfirst of all, if you don't know how toask, ask Shik Wei.

"If you don't know how to stand still,learn from a tree!" yelled a teacherin anger.
"Rubbish! Trees can move around, don'tthey?" said Tay naively.
ermm kashan... hate to break it 2 u but tay pronouced 'r' like 'w' so its actually wubbish

"Why is it so hot!!? What can I do toescape the heat?!" said a girl.
"Just shut up and sit quietly!"shouted her friend.
"Quietly? How will I live then?" saidShik Wei, the girl.

One day, Tay got so impressed with
grapes that he asked them, "I'm a mango, how to be a grape?"

"Eh gile!! Ko tengok tu! Adibah NoOrla!" said one.
"Bodoh, itu la Ikram," said another.

Ever wondered why Nicole had a senseof great hatred towards the
advertisement of 'Shieldtox CockroachKill!'?? i didnt get wat ur saying

Ever wondered why hammerhead sharksare so aggressive and crazy? No?Well just imagine what you would do if
you had a head shaped like that. i'd be chuffed ahahah